MY GOD MADGE...YOU VOLUPTUOUS NEW YORK CITY SLIT... WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE? IT WAS SO HARD TO TELL WITH YOUR LITTLE BLOUSEY-POO ON, BUT... NOW THAT I SEE YOU... I WOULD HAVE HELPED... I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO OBVIOUSLY... PREGNANT
  
  I'VE GOT THE THING YOU NEED
  I AM ENDOWED BEYOND YOUR WILDEST
  CLEARASIL-SPATTERED FANTASIES, OH OH OH...
  
  GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD
  LOVE TO WRITE MY NAME IN THE TOILET WALLS
  AT THE WHISKY A GO GO
  FOR I'M BWANA DIK
  I AM BWANA DIK
  ME BWANA DIK
  ME BWANA DIK
  
  MY DICK IS A MONSTER
  GIVE ME YOUR HEART
  MY DICK IS A HARLEY
  YOU KICK IT TO START
  (CHORUS LINE)WHEN BWANA DIK SPEAKS
  THE HEAVENS WILL PART
  MY DICK IS A DAGGER
  I'LL FORCE IT TO FIT
  MY DICK IS A REAMER, BABY
  TO SCREAM UP YOUR SLIT
  STEAM IT! REAM IT! CREAM IT!