CHARLIE'S ENORMOUS MOUTH, WELL, IT'S AWRIGHT--
  (THE GIRL GOT A VERY LARGE MOUTH, BUT IT'S AWRIGHT)
  
  HER TEETH LOOK OKAY,
  (SHE MUST BE BRUSHIN' 'EM QUITE A BIT!)
  'COURSE HER MOUTH IS EXTRA LARGE,
  'N WE CAN ONLY ASSUME
  AS TO HOW
  SHE'S BEEN USIN' IT--
  
  CHARLIE'S ENORMOUS MOUTH, WELL, IT'S AWRIGHT
  (THE GIRL GOT A VERY LARGE MOUTH, BUT IT'S AWRIGHT)
  
  SHE GOT LIPS ALL AROUND THE HOLE
  WHERE SHE PUTS HER FOOD IN--
  THEY CALL IT THE MOUTH!
  THEY CALL IT THE MOUTH!
  THEY CALL IT THE MOUTH!
  (WHICH IS AS GOOD A PLACE AS ANY
  FOR A TONGUETO INCLUDE IN),
  THAT'S WHY
  THEY CALL IT THE MOUTH!
  THEY CALL IT THE MOUTH!
  THEY CALL IT THE MOUTH!
  
  LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
  LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
  (KINDA YOUNG KINDA "WOW")
  
  CHARLIE'S ENORMOUS NOSE, WELL, IT'S ALL WHITE
  (THE GIRL GOT A VERY LARGE NOSE BUT IT'S ALL WHITE)
  IT ONCE WAS OKAY,
  BUT SHE BEEN BLOWIN' IT QUITE A BIT
  ('COURSE HER FRIENDS ARE EXTRA LARGE,
  'N WE CAN ONLY ASSUME AS TO HOW
  SHE'S BEEN
  CHOOSIN' IT)
  
  CHARLIE'S ENORMOUS NOSE, WELL, IT'S ALL WHITE
  (THE GIRL GOT A VERY LARGE NOSE, BUT IT'S ALL WHITE)
  
  SHE GOT STUFF ALL AROUND THE HOLE
  WHERE SHE PUTS HER SPOON IN--
  THEY CALL IT THE NOSE!
  THEY CALL IT THE NOSE!
  THEY CALL IT THE NOSE!
  AND WHEN IT FINALLY ROTS AWAY,
  I GUESS YOU'D PROB'LY
  DRIVE A TRUCK IN--
  THEY USED TO CALL IT THE NOSE;
  THEY CALLED IT THE NOSE!
  THEY CALLED IT THE NOSE!
  
  LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
  (KINDA YOUNG KINDA DEAD)
  
  CHARLIE'S DISGUSTING BRAIN, WELL, IT'S ALL BLACK
  (THE GIRL GOT A VERY DEAD BRAIN-- IT WON'T COME BACK)
  
  SHE USED TO CONVEY
  BUT THEN SHE TOOK AN EXTRA HIT
  ('COURSE HER FRIENDS ARE EXTRA DUMB
  'N THEY WERE TERRIBLY EXCITED
  WHILE THEY
  WATCHED HER
  DOIN' IT--)
  
  CHARLIE'S DISGUSTING BRAIN, WELL IT'S ALL BLACK
  (THE GIRL GOT A VERY DEAD BRAIN-- IT WON'T COME BACK)
  SHE GOT DIRT ALL AROUND THE HOLE
  WHERE THEY DUMPED HER BOX IN--
  THEY CALL IT THE GRAVE!
  THEY CALL IT THE GRAVE!
  THEY CALL IT THE GRAVE!
  (WHICH IS AS GOOD A PLACE AS ANY
  FOR A CHUMP TO REPOSE IN--)
  THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE GRAVE!
  THEY CALL IT THE GRAVE!
  THEY CALL IT THE GRAVE--