FLAKES! FLAKES!
  FLAKES! FLAKES!
  THEY DON'T DO NO GOOD
  THEY NEVER BE WORKIN'
  WHEN THEY OUGHTA SHOULD
  THEY WASTE YOUR TIME
  THEY'RE WASTIN' MINE
  CALIFORNIA'S GOT THE MOST OF THEM
  BOY, THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM
  
  SWEAR T'GOD THEY GOT THE MOST
  AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
  SWEAR T'GOD THEY GOT THE MOST
  AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
  THEY GOT THE FLAKES
  
  FLAKES! FLAKES!
  
  THEY CAN'T FIX YER BRAKES
  YOU ASK 'EM, "WHERE'S MY MOTOR?"
  "WELL, IT WAS EATEN BY SNAKES..."
  YOU CAN STAB 'N' SHOOT 'N' SPIT
  BUT THEY WON'T BE FIXIN' IT
  THEY'RE LYIN' AN' LAZY
  THEY CAN BE DRIVIN' YOU CRAZY
  
  SWEAR T'GOD THEY GOT THE MOST
  AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
  SWEAR T'GOD THEY GOT THE MOST
  AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
  (TAKE IT AWAY, BOB...)
  
  "I ASKED AS NICE AS I COULD
  IF MY JOB WOULD
  SOMEHOW BE FINISHED BY FRIDAY--
  WELL, THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND
  CAME 'N' WENT, FRANKIE--"
  (WANNA BUY SOME MANDIES, BOB?)
  "'N' THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'
  BUT THEY CHARGED ME DOUBLE FOR SUNDAY
  
  YOU KNOW, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
  THEY GONNA CHEAT 'N' ROB YOU--
  THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BILL
  THAT'LL GET YOUR SENSES REELIN'!
  AND IF YOU DO NOT PAY
  THEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS
  THAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY
  'TIL YOUR HEAD'LL GO THROUGH TH' CEILIN'
  YES IT WILL!"
  
  I'M A MORON 'N THIS IS MY WIFE
  SHE'S FROSTING A CAKE
  WITH A PAPER KNIFE
  ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S
  AMERICAN MADE
  IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY,
  BUT IT'S NICELY DISPLAYED
  WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT
  CRUMBLES 'N' BREAKS
  WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE
  AND CALL UP SOME FLAKES
  THEY RUSH ON OVER
  'N' WRECK IT SOME MORE
  'N' WE ARE SO DUMB
  THEY'RE LININ' UP AT OUR DOOR
  WELL, THE TOILET WENT CRAZY
  YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
  THE PLUMBER HE SAYS
  "NEVER FLUSH A TAMPOON!"
  THIS GREAT INFORMATION
  COST ME HALF A WEEK'S PAY
  AND THE TOILET BLEW UP
  LATER ON THE NEXT DAY AY-EEE-AY
  BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY
  WOOO-OOO
  
  WE ARE MILLIONS 'N' MILLIONS
  WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU
  WE'RE PROTECTED BY UNIONS
  SO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU
  CAN'T ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION
  IT'S PROBABLY GOD'S WILL
  THAT CIVILIZATION
  WILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL
  AND WE ARE THE PEOPLE
  WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN
  WHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN',
  YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN'
  YOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES
  OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US
  BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY
  THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US
  
  WE'RE COMIN' TO GET YOU, WE'RE COMIN' TO GET YOU
  WE'RE COMIN' TO GET YOU, WE'RE COMIN' TO GET YOU
  WE'RE COMIN' TO GET YOU, WE'RE COMIN' TO GET YOU
  WE'RE COMIN' TO GET YOU, WE'RE COMIN' TO GET YOU