HEY, THEY'RE REALLY DANCIN': THEY'RE ON AUTO-DESTRUCT,
  ON THE FLOOR
  ON THE PIPE
  BOUNCIN' OFF-A THE WALL!
  
  HEY, THE PEOPLE HERE ARE REALLY TEARIN' IT UP,
  ON THE SIDE
  IN THE BACK
  BY THE FRONT OF THE STAGE!
  
  THEY AIN'T REALLY CRAZY (YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM ME,
  I SHOULD KNOW,
  'CAUSE I GO
  EVERY TIME I'M IN TOWN)
  
  IF YOU NEVER TRIED IT, LEMME STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT:
  IT'S THE BEST KINDA PLACE
  TO UNFASTEN YERSELF!
  
  MUDD CLUB!
  "ALL THE WAY DOWNTOWN!"
  MUDD CLUB!
  "THEY AIN'T MESSIN' AROUND!
  JUST TURN TO THE LEFT 'N LOOK AROUND;
  IT'S THERE SOMEWHERE!
  IF YOU AIN'T FOUND IT, BETTER HURRY UP!
  THE FOLKS DOWN THERE'S ON AUTO-DESTRUCT!
  AND SO CAN YOU BE TOO
  (FACT OF THE MATTER IT'S MADE FOR YOU!)
  TRY IT ON A SATURDAY,
  'BOUT FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE MORNIN',
  OR EVEN ON A MONDAY,
  WHEN THERE'S JUST A FEW
  OF THEM 'FABULOUS POODLES',
  DOIN' THE PEPPERMINT TWIST (FOR REAL)
  IN A BLACK SACK DRESS, WITH NINE INCH HEELS,
  AND THEN A GUY
  WITH A BLUE MOHAWK COMES IN,
  IN SERIOUS LEATHER--
  (AND ALL THE REST, OF WHOM, FOR WHICH TO WHEN-SO-EVER,
  OF PARTIALLY INDETERMINATE
  BIO-CHEMICAL DEGRADATION,
  SEEK THE PATH
  TO THE SUDSY YELLOW NOZZLE
  OF THEIR FOAMING NOCTURNAL,
  PARAMETRIC DIGITAL
  WHOLE-WHEAT
  INTER-FAITH GEO-THERMAL,
  TERPSICHOREAN EJECTAMENTA)
  
  IN SERIOUS LEATHER!
  SERIOUS CHAINS!
  
  THEN THEY WORK THE WALL!
  'N WORK THE FLOOR!
  'N WORK THE PIPE!
  'N WORK THE WALL SOME MORE!
  
  IN SERIOUS LEATHER!
  SERIOUS CHAINS!
  SERIOUS CLOTHING,
  FROM WHEN THEY COME DOWNTOWN
  (FROM THE RUINS OF STUDIO 54)
  TO TWIST 'N FRUGG,
  IN AN ARROGANT GESTURE TO
  THE BEST OF WHAT THE 20TH CENTURY HAS TO OFFER,
  AT THE MUDD CLUB
  
  AL MALKIN'S DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW!
  (LOOKING FOR A VIRGIN WITH NICE BREATH!)"
  WHY, MAYBE IT'S YOU!
  "AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!"
  
  HEY, THEY'RE REALLY DANCIN': THEY'RE ON AUTO-DESTRUCT,
  ON THE FLOOR
  ON THE PIPE
  BOUNCIN' OFF-A THE WALL!
  
  HEY, THE PEOPLE HERE ARE REALLY TEARIN' IT UP,
  ON THE SIDE
  IN THE BACK
  BY THE FRONT OF THE STAGE!
  
  THEY AIN'T REALLY CRAZY
  (YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM ME,
  I SHOULD KNOW,
  'CAUSE I GO
  EVERY TIME I'M IN TOWN)
  
  IF YOU NEVER TRIED IT,
  LEMME STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT:
  IT'S THE BEST KINDA PLACE
  TO UN-FASTEN YERSELF,
  WHILE YOU...
  WORK THE WALL!
  WORK THE FLOOR!
  WORK THE PIPE!
  (IN SERIOUS PAIN)