This guy Michael, he's a real good friend of mine
  We've known each other a small eternity by now
  He dresses sharp, smokes cigars and drinks good wine
  An regular guy who won't make you raise an eyebrow
  But, hey now, hey now, hey, now
  Michael has a symptom
  Hey now, hey now, hey now
  Michael and the syndrome
  Michael's also a splendid photographer
  But don't be fooled by this... should I say "normality"
  When you least expect it the most bizarre things might occur
  His brain is stuffed with endless weird ingenuity
  Hey now, hey now, hey now
  Michael has a symptom
  Hey now, hey now, hey now
  Michael and the syndrome
  The wrong word at the wrong time to the wrong person
  Cracked up a million times for this uncensored, verbal outlet
  He simply doesn't care as long as he is having fun
  Could Michael suffer from the syndrome called Tourette?