Yes indeed
  Here we are
  
  At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
  Where I stole the margarine
  And wheedled on the Bingo cards
  And blew up the latrine
  
  I saw a handsome parish lady
  Make her entrance like a queen
  While she was totally in chenille
  And her old man was a Marine
  
  As she abused the sausage pattie
  And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"
  At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
  Where I stole the margarine
  *(St. Alfonzo
  St. Alfonzo
  St. Alfonzo
  St. Alfonzo)*