Everything seems so tranquil
  Home movies with no subtitles
  Don't you wish you knew what they were sayin'
  When the film keeps playin', playin' ?
  Oh, he's Doctor Luther's assistant
  He'll close in when he seems so distant
  Doctor Luther's assistant
  He'll get on top of you when you lower your resistance
  
  Some say he is just a lackey
  Changing words while the ink is still tacky
  He's absolutely indispensable
  He keeps the other boys in suspense
  
  Oh, he's Doctor Luther's assistant
  He'll close in when he seems so distant
  Doctor Luther's assistant
  He'll get on top of you when you lower your resistance
  
  Luther is locked in a broken-down cinema
  Watches his wife with his video camera
  Sees his best boy makin' her grin
  Out of the kitchen, she's gone with the wind
  
  Oh, Doctor Luther's assistant
  He'll close in, when he seems so distant
  Doctor Luther's assistant
  He'll get on top of you when you lower your resistance