Here in the bar, the boys like to have fun
  There's a wager lost and an argument won
  There's a stone-washed damsel on a junk food run
  It's a kinder murder
  
  There's a ladder to heaven from a battered stiletto
  Spitting out the words that he put into her mouth
  See her in silhouette going down south
  
  It's a kinder murder
  It's a kinder murder
  
  She could have kept her knees together
  Should have kept her mouth shut
  
  It's a kinder murder
  It's a kinder murder
  
  Jimmy took her down to the perimeter fence
  He was back in half an hour, he said he left her senseless
  Then he went back to his regiment
  
  It's a kinder murder
  
  The officer said it has to be denied
  There's a tear-stained would-be teenage bride
  All the family pride in the little ram-rider
  
  It's a kinder murder
  It's a kinder murder
  
  She could have kept her knees together
  Should have kept her mouth shut
  
  It's a kinder murder
  It's a kinder murder
  
  The child went missing and the photo fit his face
  Dishonoured Jimmy just read about the case
  He said that he was just taking up space
  
  It's a kinder murder
  
  Jimmy took his best friend's keys from the pile on the table in a flash
  He was dreaming of the pigskin seats and the walnut dash
  The knickers in her handbag and the one false eyelash
  
  It's a kinder murder
  It's a kinder murder
  
  She could have kept her knees together
  Could have kept her mouth shut
  
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