I'll sing you a little folk song of history
  Dinosaurs once devoured fresh kills
  Today man looks for yuppie meat
  Men are mother-fuckers when they don't get unloaded
  
  Cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cumasaurus
  
  The Romans were once cum-monsters
  They'd win battles just to rape the losers bitches
  Part man, part monster
  Take care of your ass when they're cumming! Cumasaurus!
  
  Cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cumasaurus
  
  You all know that history repeats itself! [x 4]