They're all still on their honeymoon
  just read the dialogue balloon
  everyone loves you--why should they not?
  And I'm the only one who knows
  that Disneyland's about to close
  I don't suppose you'd give it a shot
  knowing all that you've got
  
  are cigarettes and Red Vines
  just close your eyes, cause, baby--
  you never do know
  and I'll be on the sidelines,
  with my hands tied,
  watching the show
  
  Well, it's always fun and games until
  it's clear you haven't got the skill
  in keeping the gag from going too far
  So you're running 'round the parking lot
  til every lightning bug is caught
  punching some pinholes in the lid of a jar
  while we wait in the car
  
  With cigarettes and Red Vines
  just close your eyes, cause, baby--
  you never do know
  and I'll be on the sidelines,
  with my hands tied,
  watching the show
  
  And tell me, would it kill you
  would it really spoil everything
  if you didn't blame yourself
  do you know what I mean?
  
  Cigarettes and Red Vines
  just close your eyes, cause, baby--
  you never do know
  and I'll be on the sidelines,
  with my hands tied,
  watching the show
  watching the show