Now what the blood clot I rap a lot
  What you gonna do when the beat goes drop?
  Whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis? Who the illest?
  You know my name's Adam stop callin' me Phyllis
  Ya hear some fuss, you're like what's the clamor?
  It's just me naked on the cover of Glamour
  A phenomenon pandemonium
  The club is blowing up like plutonium
  What's all the fanfare what's the to do
  We're known to bring the hullabaloo
  On stage or at the spa
  Guaranteed we bring the brouhaha
  
  'Cause it's a brouhaha
  'Cause it's a brouhaha
  
  There's a commotion that's goin' down
  I talk more shit then drown the clown
  I'm like that freak from Cirque de Soleil
  With my leg behind my head and a rhyme to say
  Ten nine eight seven six five four
  Get upon the mic and I'm a even the score
  one two three, three to two one
  don't carry a knife and I don't carry a gun
  Yo we be making mountains out of Cool Whip
  Pass me the mint for the julep
  Tell me everybody where is the love
  Hey yo what's the motherfuckin' hubbub
  
  'Cause it's a brouhaha
  'Cause it's a brouhaha
  
  Communicator check one two one two
  This is Bones McCoy on a line to Sulu
  Set the bullshit to warp factor one
  Check your tri-corder set your phaser to stun
  Oh mai oui you can catch me
  At Jean Vie with a pastry
  C'est ci c'est la oh n'est pas
  Qu'est-ce-que c'est le brouhahaha
  Ha haha haha!
  Just back from Japan and ooh I'm laggin'
  Goin' rao rao with the dungeon dragon
  You can dance if you want to leave your friends behind
  But if they don't dance and then they won't dance they can kiss my fuckin' ass
  'Cause it's a brouhaha
  'Cause it's a brouhaha