I`m as fake as the wedding cake
  And I`m vague and I know that I`m
  Homopolitan
  Pitifully predictable
  Correctly political
  
  I`m the new, I`m the new, new model
  I`ve got nothing inside
  Better in the head and in bed
  At the office
  I can suck and I smile
  New
  New
  New Model
  
  I can choke and diet on coke
  I`m spun and I know
  That I`m stoned and Rolling
  
  Lifelike and poseable
  Hopeless and disposable
  
  I`m the new, I`m the new, new model
  I`ve got nothing inside
  Better in the head and in bed
  At the office
  I can suck and I smile
  New
  New
  New Model
  
  Don`t let them know how far you go
  Or that you use your "lovers"
  Oh look, you`re like a VCR
  Stick something in to know
  Just who you are
  You
  
  New
  New
  New Model