It's obvious darlin'
  you've become allergic to me
  Are my trousers to wide
  Do I drink and get mean
  Is my demeanor that embarrassing
  Are my jokes obsolete
  Or is it my sweat that's no longer sweet
  I work hard in the factory
  to keep you in luxury
  to which you've grown accustomed and you love
  Lately you don't light my fuse
  Is my fan belt coming loose
  Punch me in the Bible baby please
  Move me, move me, move me when I'm home
  Why don't you move me, move me
  move me when I'm home
  Sometimes baby I awake in the night
  I reach out to touch you
  but I'm scared you might bite
  A little emotion wouldn't be out of place
  Wake up and love me put a smile on my face
  Otis Redding said it best try a little tenderness
  Aretha wanted more Respect
  Give me just a little touch
  that ain't really asking much
  your dog gets more attention than I do
  Move me, move me, move me when I'm home
  Come on and move me, move me, move me when I'm home
  
  Sometimes I wonder if you'll miss me at all
  emotionally independent, as hard as a wall
  You're so wrapped up in your own little world
  your old time religion is your lunch with the girls
  When I'm standing next to you even in a crowd
  I might as well be on another planet
  Tell me what I've done to you to justify this ridicule
  if it's over why don't we forget it
  Move me, soothe me, move me, rock me
  move me when I'm home
  Why don't you move me, love me, move me, rock me
  move me when I'm home
  Why don't you rock me, move me, love me, soothe me
  move me when I'm home
  Why don't you rock me, rock me, move me, soothe me
  soothe me when I'm home