Christmas celebration
  All around the nation
  Won't you stay with me tonight
  Cos I'm running out of fight
  And the pagentry is such a bore
    Carolers are singing
  Registers ka-chinging
  And the presents are in place
  But I'd rather eat some mace
  Cos that egg nog always makes me sick
    You know how the story goes
  You've seen it all before
  That man is so obese
  That he can't get out the door
    Christmas to perfection
  I'm begging for some action
  And the ringing in my ears
  Is the sound of christmas cheer
  Cos they knocked me screaming overboard
    You know how the story goes
  You've seen it all before
  That man is so obese
  That he can't get out the door
    You know how the story goes
  You've seen it all before
  That man is so obese
  That he can't get out the door
    Christmas celebration
  All around the nation
  Won't you stay with me tonight
  Cos I'm running out of fight
  And the pagentry is such a bore
  The pagentry is such a bore
  The pagentry is such a bore
  The pagentry is such a bore, yeah
  The pagentry is such a bore, yeah!