(let's listen to this dramatic show
  which was popular in the early days of radio)
    [Will Smith]
  Ha ha, unh, yeah yeah
  Jazzy Jeff, Fresh Prince and uh
  Jazzy Jeff, Fresh Prince and uh
  Little taste of the old school
  Jazzy Jeff, yo, break it down one time
  Say what?
  Unh, unh, unh, unh
  One for the treble, two for the bass
  Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince back up in your face
  Me and Jeff again, "Oh my" you say
  1985 to the Y2K
  The new millenium, propehicies, I'm fulfillin' 'em
  Everywhere I go, people be yelling "yo, that's Will and them"
  (so fresh)
  I check the rhyme like Quest
  Some jokes dropped them doo-doo rhymes at my rest
  The B-I-G, W-I-L-L
  King of swing, and I rock well
  The nail in the coffin of your average rapper
  Jeff do the ditto for your average scratcher
  Stature of a rapper slash actor
  Back to the future on wax
  The future of rap
  Tap like Gregory Hines, read the headlines
  Hip-hop's number one son still shines
  'Cause I'm (so fresh)
  Big Will is (so fresh)
  Jazzy Jeff is (so fresh)
  West Philly is (so fresh)
  Ladies and Gentlemen,
  Biiiiiz... Marrrr... KIE!
    [Biz Markie]
  Yes y'all and to the funky beat and
  Everytime you hear me rhyme, y'all be freakin'
  The B-I-Z will wreck it, R-O-C-K it
  You're guaranteed to like me, for what I am sayin'
  To all those other emcees that be tryin' to get the info
  Forget the rest 'cause I'm the best, and I'm a nympho-
  Maniac, insaniac, I'll put you in a trance and
  Always keep it tight, cuz, no matter what type was
  In, you know I'm fresh in flavor
  Yeah, that's right, I'm talkin' 'bout me
  The R-K-I-E in the place to be
  I recognize and hypnotize, everytime I tenderize
  I specialize and open eyes, to make you realize
  That you've been rocked with Jeff's plain skills
  The diobolocal, and my man Will
  And we're (so fresh)
    [Will Smith]
  Ha, Big Will is (so fresh)
  Biz Mark is (so fresh)
  Jazzy Jeff is (so fresh)
  Biz, do it
  Whoo, for the old school
  Unh, unh, ha ha
  Ladies and gentlemen
  Rrricky... D!
    [Slick Rick]
  Well once upon a time eccentric head shorty
  Where people wore pijamas and went to bed early
  There was a little boy, tight clout that might sprout
  Tried to help lead black folk the right route
  Delayed,
  Negative voices, many, once in prison for unwise choices that he once
  made*
  Divide the men, cops were sent inside of him
  And seeing the good he had within him, let him out again
  The life no longer for a big time baller, vic
  Big Willies like Will Smith now call the kid (yo Rick)
  So check the gift, everything no negative
  That's what happens when you steer black folk away from
  negative*
  Not to mention chasin' charts, killin' 'em
  There'll be a member of the Biz-Mark, Will, and Rick
  Demise sent, can't mess with the mindset
  Come run with us, December 1999 said
  It's all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and blue
  You went away, now my life is just rainy days
  I love you so, how much, you'll never know
  You took your love away from me
  Oh oh oh oh
  You took your love away from me
  Oh oh oh oh
  You took your love, you took your love, you took your love
  You took your love away from me
  Slick Rick
  Will Smith
  Biz Mark
    [Will Smith]
  True dat, true dat
  Jazzy Jeff y'all