Some people really make me sick
  And here's another reason why I don't lift weights
  I don't talk about it in the locker room
  But I don't like football
  So I just keep my mouth shut
    Can't respect myself if I don't respect her
  Can't respect her if she doesn't say, "Wait"
  Some people think that I'm missing out
  But their idea of fun written in a poem
  On the door of a bathroom stall