Hey, you little bastards
  Do you wanna bang heads with me?
  Cause it's Friday night or it's Tuesday night
  And we're in each other's company
    So I'll think of you often and I'll think of you fondly
  You think it's often that Andrew Lloyd Weber assists
  In a 12th grade breakdown (12th grade breakdown),
  A 12th grade breakdown in the 8th grade chorus?
    I know when I left that room
  I walked away from the chance of a lifetime
  I know when I left that room
  I walked away from the chance of a lifetime
    I understand where you're coming from
  You don't feel productive here
  Because no one is active and every single one's bitter
  Enthusiasm is dead, you've seen it all before
    So with your little two feet, disappearing to the beat
  You turn around and start to get bigger again
  You tell me what kind of dance is this
  You know it's crazy, you know it's crazy
    I know when I left that room
  I walked away from the chance of a lifetime
  I know when I left that room
  I walked away from the chance of a lifetime
    I know that it's early
  And I know that you're late
  But I will put it aside cause it's a very important date
  What do you think is in store for us?
  Is it living room furniture terminus?
  I think that's ninety-five percent acceptable and okay
    I know when I left that room
  I walked away from the chance of a lifetime
  I know when I left that room
  I walked away from the chance of a lifetime