Do a show
   Save a child
   Raise a million bucks
   That'll last a while
   Fight at parties
   Buy a horse
   Lose a couple
   Win that big divorce
   I wanna be in the headlines
   Anything to be in the headlines
  
   Saw my chance
   Made my break
   Took the biggest float
   In the Rose parade
   Got jailed
   No disgrace
   A hundred million people
   Saw my face
  
   Called a conference
   With the press
   Announced my marriage plans
   In a wedding dress
   Climb a building
   At six-below
   On New Year's Eve
   Without a stitch of clothes
  
   I wanna be in the headlines
   Anything to be in the headlines
   As long as they spell my name right
   I hope that they catch my best side
  
   Popped out
   From a cake
   At the President's ball
   What a big mistake
   Fifty guns
   Aimed at me
   I was nearly killed
   But what publicity
   Nominated
   Something big
   Stole the hottest scene
   Says the Globe And Trib
   Porno movie
   Comes to light
   But I was starving then
   So that's alright
  
   I wanna be in the headlines
   Anything to be in the headlines
  
   As long as the spell my name right
   Hope that they catch my best side
   Keep my sidewalk status star bright
   Feel free to walk on me tonight
   Just don't spit on me.
  
   Headlines, headlines,
   Headlines, headlines,
   Headlines, headlines,
   Headlines.