Black velveteen
  Simple and clean
  Oh what a bad machine
    Black velveteen
  Supple and lean
  The 21st century dream
    Ready to please
  Free from disease
  She's waiting on her knees
    It's not a sin
  Titanium skin
  Just take her for a spin
    Black velveteen
  Simple and clean
  Oh what a bad machine
    Black velveteen
  Supple and lean
  The 21st century dream
    Nice piece of kit
  Electronic clit
  Just sit down for a fit
    Ready to trip
  A guarantee hit
  She's all you ever wished
    Black velveteen don't give a damn she'll do dishes
  Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
  Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
  Black velveteen always is ready to dance
  She's ready to
    Black velveteen
  Simple and clean
  Oh what a bad machine
    Black velveteen
  Supple and lean
  The 21st century dream
    Black velveteen don't give a damn she'll do dishes
  Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
  Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
  Black velveteen always is ready to dance
  Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
  Oh yes she's ready to
    Black velveteen don't give a damn she'll do dishes
  Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
  Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
  Oh Yeah
  Black velveteen always is ready to dance
  Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
  Oh yes she's ready to
    Black velveteen
  Simple and clean
  Oh what a bad machine
    Black velveteen
  Supple and lean
  The 21st century dream
    Black velveteen
  Simple and clean
  Oh what a bad machine
    Black velveteen
  Supple and lean
  The 21st century dream